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No. 712 [View]
Hear me out, guys! 🙋‍♂️ I just ate a Sandwich 🥪 and I had an incredible new idea!💡

You know how at Sandwich 🥪 Shops 🛍️, you have to give it your Name 💳, right? And you have to Trust 🔐 that Someone Else 🧍‍♀️🏳️‍⚧️ won't get up and Take 💁‍♀️🏳️‍⚧️ your Sandwich 🥪 when your Name 💳 is called, right?

What if, to fix this, we had a way of ordering Sandwiches 🥪🥪 in an 🥸ANONYMOUS🥸 and 🌐DECENTRALIZED🌐 manner by registering Everyone's🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️ Sandwiches 🥪🥪 on the ◼️Blockchain⛓️? We could Mint 🏦 a 🪙Non-Fungible Token🎫 linked directly to your Sandwich 🥪 🚀On-The-Fly🚀 as you order to prove Ownership 📃 without Anyone 🧍‍♀️🏳️‍⚧️ knowing it belongs to you, only that it's attached to YOUR ◼️⛓️Crypto Wallet🪙💵 and YOUR ◼️⛓️Crypto Wallet🪙💵 only!

So, I built a Machine 🎰. It works like a Super 🦸 Secret 🤐 Safe 🔒. When your Sandwich 🥪 is done, it will appear inside of the Machine 🎰! Wow!! 😲 And to get your Sandwich 🥪 out, you simply present your 🪙🥪Non-Fungible Sandwich Token🥪🎫 and your ◼️⛓️Crypto Wallet🪙💵 Address 📬, then it will ✨Auto-Magically✨ open and reveal your fresh 🪙🥪Crypto Sandwich◼️⛓️!

What happens to your 🪙🥪NFT🥪🎫 after you've eaten your 🪙🥪Crypto Sandwich🥪🎫? Does it Disappear? 🫥 No! 🙅‍♂️ You keep it! It becomes a 🏆Collectible🎖️ Memory 📝 of the best 🪙🥪Crypto Sandwich🥪🎫 you've ever had!! Not only that, but the $USD💵 that you spent doesn't leave your possession (So that a 🪙🥪Crypto Sandwich🥪🎫 is basically free!!), instead it is converted to $CSX🪙🥪 (🪙CoinWich🥪) on the 🪙CoinWich🥪 ◼️Blockchain⛓️ and awarded back to your ◼️⛓️Crypto Wallet🪙💵 ✨Auto-Magically✨!!! Incredible!! 😲 You're Awarded 🤝 $CSX🪙🥪 every time you order a 🪙🥪Crypto Sandwich🥪🎫 as well, not just the first! It becomes a safe, 🥸ANONYMOUS🥸 and 🌐DECENTRALIZED🌐 way to store your $USD💵 and Invest 🏦 in your Future 🗓️. Not only can you keep your Funds 💵 safe on the 🪙CoinWich🥪 ◼️Blockchain⛓️, you can Stake 💹 your $CSX🪙🥪 to help others Validate 🔏 their 🥸ANONYMOUS🥸 and 🌐DECENTRALIZED🌐 Transactions 💱! You'll be helping Others🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️ receive their 🪙🥪Non-fungible Sandwich Tokens🥪🎫, and every time you Validate 🔏 a Transaction 💱, you'll be Awarded 🤝 more $CSX🪙🥪, increasing your Wealth! 💵💵

💵INVEST NOW💵
💵INVEST NOW💵
💵INVEST NOW💵
No. 713
>>712
You should have replied to the original so it would be a chain.
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/b/src/175547513018.png No. 706 [View]
Hear me out, guys! 🙋‍♂️ I just ate a Sandwich 🥪 and I had an incredible new idea!💡

You know how at Sandwich 🥪 Shops 🛍️, you have to give it your Name 💳, right? And you have to Trust 🔐 that Someone Else 🧍‍♀️🏳️‍⚧️ won't get up and Take 💁‍♀️🏳️‍⚧️ your Sandwich 🥪 when your Name 💳 is called, right?

What if, to fix this, we had a way of ordering Sandwiches 🥪🥪 in an 🥸ANONYMOUS🥸 and 🌐DECENTRALIZED🌐 manner by registering Everyone's🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️ Sandwiches 🥪🥪 on the ◼️Blockchain⛓️? We could Mint 🏦 a 🪙Non-Fungible Token🎫 linked directly to your Sandwich 🥪 🚀On-The-Fly🚀 as you order to prove Ownership 📃 without Anyone 🧍‍♀️🏳️‍⚧️ knowing it belongs to you, only that it's attached to YOUR ◼️⛓️Crypto Wallet🪙💵 and YOUR ◼️⛓️Crypto Wallet🪙💵 only!

So, I built a Machine 🎰. It works like a Super 🦸 Secret 🤐 Safe 🔒. When your Sandwich 🥪 is done, it will appear inside of the Machine 🎰! Wow!! 😲 And to get your Sandwich 🥪 out, you simply present your 🪙🥪Non-Fungible Sandwich Token🥪🎫 and your ◼️⛓️Crypto Wallet🪙💵 Address 📬, then it will ✨Auto-Magically✨ open and reveal your fresh 🪙🥪Crypto Sandwich◼️⛓️!

What happens to your 🪙🥪NFT🥪🎫 after you've eaten your 🪙🥪Crypto Sandwich🥪🎫? Does it Disappear? 🫥 No! 🙅‍♂️ You keep it! It becomes a 🏆Collectible🎖️ Memory 📝 of the best 🪙🥪Crypto Sandwich🥪🎫 you've ever had!! Not only that, but the $USD💵 that you spent doesn't leave your possession (So that a 🪙🥪Crypto Sandwich🥪🎫 is basically free!!), instead it is converted to $CSX🪙🥪 (🪙CoinWich🥪) on the 🪙CoinWich🥪 ◼️Blockchain⛓️ and awarded back to your ◼️⛓️Crypto Wallet🪙💵 ✨Auto-Magically✨!!! Incredible!! 😲 You're Awarded 🤝 $CSX🪙🥪 every time you order a 🪙🥪Crypto Sandwich🥪🎫 as well, not just the first! It becomes a safe, 🥸ANONYMOUS🥸 and 🌐DECENTRALIZED🌐 way to store your $USD💵 and Invest 🏦 in your Future 🗓️. Not only can you keep your Funds 💵 safe on the 🪙CoinWich🥪 ◼️Blockchain⛓️, you can Stake 💹 your $CSX🪙🥪 to help others Validate 🔏 their 🥸ANONYMOUS🥸 and 🌐DECENTRALIZED🌐 Transactions 💱! You'll be helping Others🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️ receive their 🪙🥪Non-fungible Sandwich Tokens🥪🎫, and every time you Validate 🔏 a Transaction 💱, you'll be Awarded 🤝 more $CSX🪙🥪, increasing your Wealth! 💵💵

💵INVEST NOW💵
💵INVEST NOW💵
💵INVEST NOW💵
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I pooed a really big poop. It came out 2.1 second, thought it was just small poop. little did I know...
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No. 659
>>656
sorry saar isreal our frand
No. 670
>>659
israeli government NOT our frand and they have lots of money so if you win you get rich quick and buy me a plane ticket out of this bitch
No. 671
>>670
forgot to turn off the american vpn I use to torrent amateur furry murrsuit porn and agp anime
No. 643 [View]
>be me
>see woman stare at me
>get scared and scurry away into my house

never getting married
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/b/src/174651545128.jpg No. 635 [View]
your culture is getting groomed on discord and bad habit spending on nerdy tech
my culture is spending time at the clam.
giggity
No. 637
they are both strong cultures.
No. 640
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>>637
the only strong culture is my fat cock in your isreali ass
giggity
No. 641
>>640
ok needle penis. you know your dick is no wider than a pubic hair
No. 615 [View]
I need a haircut. It's not as long as before but I really do hate when my hair is all in my face.

Might get something shorter next time. Perhaps a twoblock or a regular taper+fade combo idk.
No. 614 [View]
is the posting long ass inspirational replies in threads thing getting old yet? I don't want you guys to feel so shit about yourselves because you're great. agpchads deserve happiness and confidence
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/b/src/17459996303.png No. 603 [View]
This board is devoid of a greater culture, no one even posts on /b/
Isn't the unexpected, chaos, in the figurative sense, the root of it all?
Why are the people on here against living free?
In a Hegelian sense, freedom is the essence of the soul itself, and chaos is the essence of the universe around us.
People on here are too preoccupied with being transvestites to recognize the truth that's right before them?
No. 604
shut up nerd. also our cultural center is /agp/. the fact that you can't recognize that being transvestites is our culture, that you consider us uncultured, because your culture is different than ours, says everything. fucking colonialist
No. 605
good post lmao
No. 606
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ive been fucking around in minecraft bta too much to have anything to post
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/b/src/174566475240.jpg No. 538 [View]
wawa
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No. 589
>>587
you're the only fake one here
>>571
wawa
No. 591
>>589
nuh uh
No. 592
>>591
wawa
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>Get offered vape
>try it
>tastes like shit
>throat burns
>head hurt

tell me why people willingly do this again?
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No. 535
>>533
you have popcorn lung and can't run more than five meters before needing to stop due to your vaping addiction ruining your lungs
No. 570
>>535
i can't run for more than 3 minutes anyway
im so out of shape i never did long distance running in my life.
No. 577
>>570
it's because you always on that damn vape
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/b/src/174578390237.gif No. 573 [View]
if this site reaches 1000 posts im committing suicide live on cytube
No. 576
I won't allow it. never kill yourself. never give up, everything matters. 1000 posts on agpchan is 1000 hugs in real life, 1000 steps towards financial stability, 1000 breaths of oxygen in your blood, 1000 people who care about you even if you don't know it.
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/b/src/17457718232.png No. 568 [View]
why is libpol the way it is with single thread boards why cant it just be a normal imageboard
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/b/src/174573691434.png No. 560 [View]
how the fuck does this website work

going to post a thread to make the janny (rat) delete the post

if there are any other janny trannies they can fuck off and lick my knee pork
No. 561
when you make a post you can type something in the password box and when you want to delete a post you put that password in. it says it right next to it. it's not complicated it's just agp
No. 562
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zoomlet fuck off
imageboards arent hard youre just picrel
No. 564
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>>561
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/b/src/174573368228.jpg No. 558 [View]
all i ever do is wake up open laptop 16 hours a day repeat. i just want some excitement in my life
No. 559
better than what I do

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