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i'd suck a tboy's packer
meant for /y/ but i can't post there

>>718
how did it feel?

i'm a young man who likes math. i just jerk off and play minecraft in my parents' home. i take hormones and i smoke crack, then i open up a modpack.

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you know when you have a tube of that rubber glue that dries into like a stretchy material instead of solid and it goes bad and dries inside the tube? does anyone else like to peel the foil tubing off to chew on the solid rubber mass or is it just me?

I have a conspiracy theory that boys aren't real. Think about it, they won't date you, but why wouldn't they want to date you? It's because if you get too close to them you'll figure out that they're government drones or extraterrestrials or machine elf spirit projection constructs (MESProCs) or something.

Other evidence they may not be real includes:
-They are weird.
-They emit an aura that evokes sexual attraction, causing you to suspect them less.
-Have you ever seen one use the bathroom? You haven't.
-They often "jack in" to some sort of matrix, or simulation, or underlying layer of reality through "video games", disappearing for hours at a time.
-They possess a built in appendage that can inject a fluid into you, causing lethargy, nausea, abdominal swelling, & hormonal changes to subdue you.
-They smell.

If they truly aren't the male & masculine counterpart of humans, what are they? I fear we may be facing some sort of extrauniversal invasion, possibly by the shadow government opening portals to let things in or Outsiders breaking in through weak spots in reality. Could they be using 5G resonance to weaken regions of spacetime, perhaps even enough to open portals & let boys in? Or are boys remote controlled agents being used to assist in letting this threat into our world? Just what are boys REALLY? What are they HIDING? What are they PLANNING?

Hear me out, guys! 🙋‍♂️ I just ate a Sandwich 🥪 and I had an incredible new idea!💡

You know how at Sandwich 🥪 Shops 🛍️, you have to give it your Name 💳, right? And you have to Trust 🔐 that Someone Else 🧍‍♀️🏳️‍⚧️ won't get up and Take 💁‍♀️🏳️‍⚧️ your Sandwich 🥪 when your Name 💳 is called, right?

What if, to fix this, we had a way of ordering Sandwiches 🥪🥪 in an 🥸ANONYMOUS🥸 and 🌐DECENTRALIZED🌐 manner by registering Everyone's🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️ Sandwiches 🥪🥪 on the ◼️Blockchain⛓️? We could Mint 🏦 a 🪙Non-Fungible Token🎫 linked directly to your Sandwich 🥪 🚀On-The-Fly🚀 as you order to prove Ownership 📃 without Anyone 🧍‍♀️🏳️‍⚧️ knowing it belongs to you, only that it's attached to YOUR ◼️⛓️Crypto Wallet🪙💵 and YOUR ◼️⛓️Crypto Wallet🪙💵 only!

So, I built a Machine 🎰. It works like a Super 🦸 Secret 🤐 Safe 🔒. When your Sandwich 🥪 is done, it will appear inside of the Machine 🎰! Wow!! 😲 And to get your Sandwich 🥪 out, you simply present your 🪙🥪Non-Fungible Sandwich Token🥪🎫 and your ◼️⛓️Crypto Wallet🪙💵 Address 📬, then it will ✨Auto-Magically✨ open and reveal your fresh 🪙🥪Crypto Sandwich◼️⛓️!

What happens to your 🪙🥪NFT🥪🎫 after you've eaten your 🪙🥪Crypto Sandwich🥪🎫? Does it Disappear? 🫥 No! 🙅‍♂️ You keep it! It becomes a 🏆Collectible🎖️ Memory 📝 of the best 🪙🥪Crypto Sandwich🥪🎫 you've ever had!! Not only that, but the $USD💵 that you spent doesn't leave your possession (So that a 🪙🥪Crypto Sandwich🥪🎫 is basically free!!), instead it is converted to $CSX🪙🥪 (🪙CoinWich🥪) on the 🪙CoinWich🥪 ◼️Blockchain⛓️ and awarded back to your ◼️⛓️Crypto Wallet🪙💵 ✨Auto-Magically✨!!! Incredible!! 😲 You're Awarded 🤝 $CSX🪙🥪 every time you order a 🪙🥪Crypto Sandwich🥪🎫 as well, not just the first! It becomes a safe, 🥸ANONYMOUS🥸 and 🌐DECENTRALIZED🌐 way to store your $USD💵 and Invest 🏦 in your Future 🗓️. Not only can you keep your Funds 💵 safe on the 🪙CoinWich🥪 ◼️Blockchain⛓️, you can Stake 💹 your $CSX🪙🥪 to help others Validate 🔏 their 🥸ANONYMOUS🥸 and 🌐DECENTRALIZED🌐 Transactions 💱! You'll be helping Others🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️ receive their 🪙🥪Non-fungible Sandwich Tokens🥪🎫, and every time you Validate 🔏 a Transaction 💱, you'll be Awarded 🤝 more $CSX🪙🥪, increasing your Wealth! 💵💵

💵INVEST NOW💵
💵INVEST NOW💵
💵INVEST NOW💵

just shit myself ama

Hear me out, guys! 🙋‍♂️ I just ate a Sandwich 🥪 and I had an incredible new idea!💡

You know how at Sandwich 🥪 Shops 🛍️, you have to give it your Name 💳, right? And you have to Trust 🔐 that Someone Else 🧍‍♀️🏳️‍⚧️ won't get up and Take 💁‍♀️🏳️‍⚧️ your Sandwich 🥪 when your Name 💳 is called, right?

What if, to fix this, we had a way of ordering Sandwiches 🥪🥪 in an 🥸ANONYMOUS🥸 and 🌐DECENTRALIZED🌐 manner by registering Everyone's🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️ Sandwiches 🥪🥪 on the ◼️Blockchain⛓️? We could Mint 🏦 a 🪙Non-Fungible Token🎫 linked directly to your Sandwich 🥪 🚀On-The-Fly🚀 as you order to prove Ownership 📃 without Anyone 🧍‍♀️🏳️‍⚧️ knowing it belongs to you, only that it's attached to YOUR ◼️⛓️Crypto Wallet🪙💵 and YOUR ◼️⛓️Crypto Wallet🪙💵 only!

So, I built a Machine 🎰. It works like a Super 🦸 Secret 🤐 Safe 🔒. When your Sandwich 🥪 is done, it will appear inside of the Machine 🎰! Wow!! 😲 And to get your Sandwich 🥪 out, you simply present your 🪙🥪Non-Fungible Sandwich Token🥪🎫 and your ◼️⛓️Crypto Wallet🪙💵 Address 📬, then it will ✨Auto-Magically✨ open and reveal your fresh 🪙🥪Crypto Sandwich◼️⛓️!

What happens to your 🪙🥪NFT🥪🎫 after you've eaten your 🪙🥪Crypto Sandwich🥪🎫? Does it Disappear? 🫥 No! 🙅‍♂️ You keep it! It becomes a 🏆Collectible🎖️ Memory 📝 of the best 🪙🥪Crypto Sandwich🥪🎫 you've ever had!! Not only that, but the $USD💵 that you spent doesn't leave your possession (So that a 🪙🥪Crypto Sandwich🥪🎫 is basically free!!), instead it is converted to $CSX🪙🥪 (🪙CoinWich🥪) on the 🪙CoinWich🥪 ◼️Blockchain⛓️ and awarded back to your ◼️⛓️Crypto Wallet🪙💵 ✨Auto-Magically✨!!! Incredible!! 😲 You're Awarded 🤝 $CSX🪙🥪 every time you order a 🪙🥪Crypto Sandwich🥪🎫 as well, not just the first! It becomes a safe, 🥸ANONYMOUS🥸 and 🌐DECENTRALIZED🌐 way to store your $USD💵 and Invest 🏦 in your Future 🗓️. Not only can you keep your Funds 💵 safe on the 🪙CoinWich🥪 ◼️Blockchain⛓️, you can Stake 💹 your $CSX🪙🥪 to help others Validate 🔏 their 🥸ANONYMOUS🥸 and 🌐DECENTRALIZED🌐 Transactions 💱! You'll be helping Others🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️ receive their 🪙🥪Non-fungible Sandwich Tokens🥪🎫, and every time you Validate 🔏 a Transaction 💱, you'll be Awarded 🤝 more $CSX🪙🥪, increasing your Wealth! 💵💵

💵INVEST NOW💵
💵INVEST NOW💵
💵INVEST NOW💵

I pooed a really big poop. It came out 2.1 second, thought it was just small poop. little did I know...

>be me
>see woman stare at me
>get scared and scurry away into my house

never getting married

your culture is getting groomed on discord and bad habit spending on nerdy tech
my culture is spending time at the clam.
giggity

I need a haircut. It's not as long as before but I really do hate when my hair is all in my face.

Might get something shorter next time. Perhaps a twoblock or a regular taper+fade combo idk.

is the posting long ass inspirational replies in threads thing getting old yet? I don't want you guys to feel so shit about yourselves because you're great. agpchads deserve happiness and confidence

This board is devoid of a greater culture, no one even posts on /b/
Isn't the unexpected, chaos, in the figurative sense, the root of it all?
Why are the people on here against living free?
In a Hegelian sense, freedom is the essence of the soul itself, and chaos is the essence of the universe around us.
People on here are too preoccupied with being transvestites to recognize the truth that's right before them?