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No. 969
I have a conspiracy theory that boys aren't real. Think about it, they won't date you, but why wouldn't they want to date you? It's because if you get too close to them you'll figure out that they're government drones or extraterrestrials or machine elf spirit projection constructs (MESProCs) or something.

Other evidence they may not be real includes:
-They are weird.
-They emit an aura that evokes sexual attraction, causing you to suspect them less.
-Have you ever seen one use the bathroom? You haven't.
-They often "jack in" to some sort of matrix, or simulation, or underlying layer of reality through "video games", disappearing for hours at a time.
-They possess a built in appendage that can inject a fluid into you, causing lethargy, nausea, abdominal swelling, & hormonal changes to subdue you.
-They smell.

If they truly aren't the male & masculine counterpart of humans, what are they? I fear we may be facing some sort of extrauniversal invasion, possibly by the shadow government opening portals to let things in or Outsiders breaking in through weak spots in reality. Could they be using 5G resonance to weaken regions of spacetime, perhaps even enough to open portals & let boys in? Or are boys remote controlled agents being used to assist in letting this threat into our world? Just what are boys REALLY? What are they HIDING? What are they PLANNING?


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